Gyaan... !!!

Lesson 1
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate him.

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 2
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy. "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull." They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson 3
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions." The feet said, " We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money." And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet witched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!

Moral of the story: You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do.

Lesson 4
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold; the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!

Moral of the story:
1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!

Lesson 5
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel."After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.
"Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

Moral of the story:If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 6
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

Moral of the story:If you are not well informed in your job, opportunities for advancement will pass right by you.

Lesson 7
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."
"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Puff! She's gone."Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Puff! He's gone."OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

Moral of the story:Always let your boss have the first say.

Heh heh heh...... What time is it ? :-) !!!............. Bad time....... very bad time..... :-) !!!

Happy Anniversary... !!!

Its been a year...hmm…wow...!!! Time flew....but we chose to take a lovely stroll….. collecting each and every moment we had spent with each other and trying to hold on to them as our mementos….!!!

Thanks again Namrata for the person you are and for coming into my life ... !!!
Just an ode, but couldn’t help quoting these wonderful lines from “Iruvar” (Vairamuthu is a true genius... !!!):

Unnodu naan irundha ovvoru mani thuliyum

marana padukkaiyilum marakkaadhu kanmaniyae

thonnooru nimidangal thottanaitha kaalam dhaan

ennooru aandugalaai idhayathil kalangudhadi

paarvaiyilae sila nimidam

bhayathodu sila nimidam

katti anaithabadi kanneeril sila nimidam...

Just another cribb session... !!!

These days a group of us school friends are trying to co-ordinate our school re-union... and right now me feels like we are the only "khekda"ones interested to meet our buddies.... !!! On a frank note sometimes i just feel bad to have shared my school days with these set of poop headed @$$ holes who dont even bother to ack the existence of their old friends.... !!! Abhey aise kya zindagi mein tum logon ne ukhaad liye ke do minute nahin milta hai apne doston ko ek mail bhejne mein.... !!! I'm not claiming that you have to be overwhelmed or awestruck to meet your old friends.... all I'm saying is that you can atleast acknowledge..... just say a simple "Hi".... it doesn't take much of your "productive f@#&ing" time.... and not that people who do this are jobless here.....!!!


Some of the replies we the organizing group received while inviting people for the re-union:

1. This is impossible. I donno how you thought about it, its just impossible to meet people after school. We have things to look after, nobody can find time. The whole idea won't work. (Trust me, this is the very first feed back I get.)

2. I don't know.... but may be I won't be able to...... mmmm.... I dont think I can, in this busy schedule.... !!! I am sure nobody would be agreeing with this idea, as well.... !!!

3. Had you been conducting the event in school I would have tried to come, or atleast if you have plans to conduct it in my hometown, then I could have committed by 50%... !!!

4. I have no time to look into these kind of junk group mails. (F@&#*ng B*#ch... !!! )

But on a positive note, I am happy to have shared my school days with this set of friends with whom I had very little rapport in school, but after these long years the one point at which we have converged and got together is " the urge meet our long lost buddies".... !!! Love you guys..... keep up the spirit.... !!!

Chennai Rocks... !!!

Chennai Super Kings rock.... I'm sure they'll make us proud..... IPL belongs to CSK... hic....hic... !!!

Got as a fwd... !!!

40 Things You Wish You Could Say At Work

1. I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of shit.
2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
6. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.
7. I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
8. I don’t work here. I’m a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a damn word you’re saying.
10. Ahhh…I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don’t give a damn.
14. I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
20. I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.
21. It’s a thankless job, but I’ve got a lot of Karma to burn off.
22. Yes, in fact I AM an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
23. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be….?
24. Do I look like a people person?
25. This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting.
26. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
31. I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
33. Can I trade this job for what’s behind door #1?
34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
36. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.
39. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
40. Oh I get it…like humor…but different.

Ahemmm....ahemmmmm..... God bless.....:-) !!!

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