Enroute to understand, what makes people especially the ones from the "brighter" side post such photographs on the social networking space... is it their confidence on their looks, is it their knowledge in photography, is it their misconception about their personality, is it because of the ever ready junta who likes and comments about anything and everything they post, or do they have serious attitude problems (as someone truly said, biatch is not about gender, it is an attitude !!!), or are they poop heads, or is it the screw up fairy in disguise, or is it their i-can-carry-this shit attitude.... whatever it is, its high time it should be made legal to beat them to death....

Side look Singaris - what ever the occassion, where ever I am, who ever am with, I am the beauty who'll always put my side profile at display with a dastardly retardly head tilt with an i-am-the-tooth fairy bitch look ! (Oh.. you are the bitch.. not sure about the tooth fairy though)

Love 'bauds' - My babe-My baud-I-will-cling/kiss/hug-and-make-u-vomit cases. What is it with you people...on a better note why don't you make a porn video for discovery channel ! To top it all..."what's bothering you... you feeling jealous'aaa..." kinda look.. !!! Ommala...Saavukraaki !!!

Neo-Feminism !!!

I think feminism is no more about self sustainability or about 'give me the freedom' attitude... these days its more about 'support me in what I love to do...without being a botheration'.... !!!

Increasingly, a lot of women are metamorphosising/metamorphing/transforming... (daaaai peter.)....so much for  vocabulary.... you know... you should be well versed with the likes of  a certain Shoba De or a Advaitha Kala to be obsessed with perfection in vocabulary and to understand the growing sensibility of the new age women....!!!  The average modern age woman is expected to be atleast half sensible as Tasleema Nasreen's cat... !!!

Continuing... increasingly, a lot of the kalyug ki naari are turning into pseudo-feminists... "Oh, you like to stay at home ? You must have no ambition...You deserve to die... !!! "

I know I deserve a glutton for punishment... but guess I will writing more on the topic... just to have a perspective and to know the other side... till my thoughts churn out!!!

Eternal 'Curiosity' of a Spotless Mind... :-) !!!

Right now, there are two things my mastermind is curious about:

1. Christopher Nolan's 'freakinsh' mind. What kind of a bloody think tank is the guy, how can somebody create a script like 'Inception'.

2. How can someone write such perfect lyrics for a song... or a near perfect lyrics. What makes Madhan Karki think in these lines. Everytime I hear the song I am left in awe... for the sheer lyrics... !!! (Will soon "google" for the english translation)

Poojjiyam ondrodu poovasam indrodu

Vinmeengal vinnodu minnalgal kannodu

Google-kal kaanadha thedalgal ennodu

kalangal kanaa kadhal pen poove unnodu

Ennulle ennellam neethaney

Un neela kannoram minsaram parippen

En neela pallaley unnodi sirippen

En engine nenjodu un nenjai anaippen

Nee thoongum nerathil Naan ennai anaippen

Ennalum eppodhum un kayyil bommai aaven

Memory-il kumari-ai thani chirai pidithen

Shut down-ney seyyamal iravinil thudithen

Sensor ellam theya theya naalum unnai padithen

unnaley thaaney en vidhigalai maranthen

Echil illah enthan mutham sarchai indri kolvayaa?

Ratham illa kadhal endru othi poga solvayaa?

Uyiriyal mozhigalil enthiran thanadi

Ulaviyal mozhigalil indhiran naanadi

Saadhal illa saabam vaangi man mele vandhaney

Theimaaname illa kadhal kondu vandheney

Funny !

Don't ask me why I am writing this, or what made me remember the below mentioned conversation, Praveen Swamigal has his own ways of tingling with Nirvana.... :-) !!!

This happenned sometime in the late 1999... after umpteen attempts at coaxing, guiding, motivating, and encouranging me to continue with the college, I go back to my poor appa :

"I don't want to go to college"

"Not again..."

"I told you I don't want to do software engineering... I don't see myself as a software engineer... I see myself as a journalist.... a photo journalist at that...a job which involves passion... where you put your soul into it..."

"OK, quit it"

"WHAT?? You serious !!!"

"Yes, quit it. I will buy 2-3 buffaloes and a land in Tirunelveli for you."

Hmmm...Nalladhukku kaalam illa....buffaloes in return for passion... !!!

Paavam Praveen... !!!

Weightloss is a mystery... its..its more like a mirage... !!! But then I got the better out of it...  you see with the kind of brillianto ideas I come up with, sometimes it makes me standup in respect... for myself...!!!

Idea mani says: To kill your craving, write it down and stare at it for an hour  !

Beat This...

Place : Somewhere in a city that starts with "Mum" and ends with "Bai"
Gang Leader: Armed, Dangerous, and Highly Trained in Combat Techniques.Hence ID undisclosed.
Aam Admi : The Mango Man
SK1 : Sidekick 1
SK2 : Sidekick 2

SK1 : I hope this train reaches soon, its already late !

SK2 : Yeah, but are you sure this is the right train. I am not sure about the platform number or the train... :-( !!!

SK1: Heh...what difference does it make, we'll either ways have a jolly good oorsuthal of the place... :-) !!!

Gang Leader : Heh..silly fellows... lemme get this straight bichezz !!
I know how to get things done here....

(Leans out of the train footboard a la Rajnikant style...tunring towards Mango Man, who's merrily involved in his joblessness)

Oh Bhaiyya....arre oh bhaaai....yeh train kaunsi platform se jaayegi....!!!

(SK1 and SK2 look at each other...poor guys still trying to comprehend the question)

(Mango Man stoned and trying to believe the question, gives a composed answer....)

Mango Man: Mem..abh train isi platform mein khadi hai to yaheen se jaayegi na mem... !!!

Drop dead silence..SK1 and SK2 look at each other again...roll out through the next exit... !!

The rest of the journey continues with the Gang Leader pouring archanais to the Mango Man with the extended vocabulary for his inability to comprehend the intelligent question... !!!

Hah.. beat that bichezz.... !!!