I am not the eternal "girl" basher...although the blog peripherally might make you think so ! Trust me I have this huge respect for women, and it keeps growing with the intelligence, sensibility, and the 'eyebrow' factor. You need to atleast know me for 2-3 hours to understand that I do have a sensitive, and sensible persona in me !

So coming back, it is not the women who bother/affect/arouse/impact/irritate me, but it is the "girl" inside the woman which freaks me out ! So what is with this emotional bleeding on social networking sites about fatherly, motherly, sisterly, brotherly, missing boyfriendly love all over the internet ? What keeps you in this always emotionally charged state, for one I know it is definitely not the age or is it ??, is it the hormones, is it your presumed state of mind or mindlessness, or is it your attempt at projecting yourself as I-am-the-cutie-pie, or is it about garnering that sympathy from that enlightened gang of mokka pasanga, or is it just plain wrong to expect that single iota of sensibility from you... !!! But what I do know for sure is, you are not designed this way.

Moving on:

A girl always seals her emotions...
Crushes her feelings... and has a smile on her face
no matter she's crying hard inside...

---- As if all the others hang out with "THISSSS ISSS SSPAARTAAAAA...." expression... !

For her father, from the day one..
she becomes the apple of his eyes…

---- Marramanda...appo pasanga mattum pine-apple'a... !

A girl can walk in style all day long without looking tired...

---- Translated I will wear heels till my toes bleed and my achilles tendon spikes out... I can even get my legs amputated to fit into my new Jimmy Choo's !!!

A girl will drop a lot of hints to tell you that she loves you...
But she won’t come say it directly...

---- Whose problem is it if you can't understand why is she asking about your non-existent love life, and the last bitch you dumped... !

When a guy says something really sentimental,
A girl will remember it forever...

----I would call it a perfect 'booby trap' (pun intended...)

A girl feels protected when she is dependent on you...

----Thats the most lousiest...you fucking retard.... get yourself admitted in an asylum of your choice... !

A girl likes to be called an “Angel” or “Princess” or “Baby” and she loves to sleep with her favourite Teddy Bear....

----One word.... 'Retard'... a teddy bear fucking Retard....!!!  

See it is the "girl" inside the women that's freakish... !!!

And the conversation goes like this..."You might be the king in your dreams...but I'll slap you back to reality baby"....

...agreed that it does make sense, but not without making my male ego cringe.... :-) !!!  Although I presume the statement was 'one-of-a-kind' fun remark and reflects the camaraderie we share... but it did make sense... and put me into deep thought !!! I need Namrata to keep me grounded, and bring me to reality... slapping me to reality was an overstatement... ;-) !!! Buhahahaaaa... PraveenSwamiji is smitten... definitely smitten by his wife... ;-) !!!

"Everybody listen samba pamba rumba thumba
Everybody membo chembo pembo calling a party
Everybody move it move it move it move it Now…
Everybody run-in cum-in it’s time to the party
Everybody listen samba pamba rumba thumba thumba
Everybody crew in shaking Moving becoming Naughty
Everybody gorin gorin gorin gorin goringo
Everybody time to move on life isn’t just a party!!!"

...Constantly running in my mind from morning... is it the common trend across !!! But then wat lyrics ya...seems like a composition of my good friend, famously known as "lyrics linga"... !!!

Talking of songs... has anybody considered doing the evil "plumba wumba" dance to your manager during appraisal... my wicked mind wants to... ;-) !!

phir dil ke dil se...pul kyu toote hain

kyun hum jeene se... itne roothe hain

Aa dil ke darwaaze hum khole...

Aa hum dono jee bhar ke ro le...

I have been thinking a lot... lately. And a lot at that...thinking of something that is beyond the comprehension of a Pulitzer or Nobel... !!! Over the time, I think I have started to judge people... Ask Namrata, and she would confirm by nodding her head from north pole to south pole. I have been constantly degenerating from comfortably numb to numb to sensitive to being ruthlessly insensitive to being intolerant to short tempered to sarcastic to narcissistic to unsocial to antisocial... more in the lines of decomposition of Carbon, but to say the least ...carbon atleast has allotropes.... (I know... mokkai joke.. !!!)

Hypothetically (ask me honestly... practically :-) !!!)... if you keep love out of the equation... why .. because some wise man has said "love is a mirage, as is weightloss"... so when you keep it out of the equation... you come to realize there’s no point spending too much time on your girlfriend because one day you will grow up and realize she’s too childish for you to be in a relationship with her... ;-) !!! That you also got flowers, cards, chocolates.and the "chui mui" teddy bear... would look plain silly... to say the least corny... !!!

I cringe... lose sense... feel like a species from the fifth dimension when I see over doting wifey's and hubbie's public display of affection. "You know there has never been a day, when I have had food before my Ji comes home... what ever time it takes I wait for my Ji" and the guys doting love towards the wife with the constant touchy feely affection... what's with this wu shu's finger hold all the time !!! Cant't especially tolerate the ones riding pillions on a scooty with their doting bichezzz banging the bike onto someones' car....!! My little presence of mind tells me you guys should be slapped right there, kicked in your balls, and pulled your mushes off... and everytime you pass by you should be greeted with lound chants of "mothafuckkrzzzz"   !!!

Okay.. wooozah...woozah....to top it all.... I am still trying to hold on tight to my sanity... so help me... help me help myself.... !!!

Enroute to understand, what makes people especially the ones from the "brighter" side post such photographs on the social networking space... is it their confidence on their looks, is it their knowledge in photography, is it their misconception about their personality, is it because of the ever ready junta who likes and comments about anything and everything they post, or do they have serious attitude problems (as someone truly said, biatch is not about gender, it is an attitude !!!), or are they poop heads, or is it the screw up fairy in disguise, or is it their i-can-carry-this shit attitude.... whatever it is, its high time it should be made legal to beat them to death....

Side look Singaris - what ever the occassion, where ever I am, who ever am with, I am the beauty who'll always put my side profile at display with a dastardly retardly head tilt with an i-am-the-tooth fairy bitch look ! (Oh.. you are the bitch.. not sure about the tooth fairy though)

Love 'bauds' - My babe-My baud-I-will-cling/kiss/hug-and-make-u-vomit cases. What is it with you people...on a better note why don't you make a porn video for discovery channel ! To top it all..."what's bothering you... you feeling jealous'aaa..." kinda look.. !!! Ommala...Saavukraaki !!!

Neo-Feminism !!!

I think feminism is no more about self sustainability or about 'give me the freedom' attitude... these days its more about 'support me in what I love to do...without being a botheration'.... !!!

Increasingly, a lot of women are metamorphosising/metamorphing/transforming... (daaaai peter.)....so much for  vocabulary.... you know... you should be well versed with the likes of  a certain Shoba De or a Advaitha Kala to be obsessed with perfection in vocabulary and to understand the growing sensibility of the new age women....!!!  The average modern age woman is expected to be atleast half sensible as Tasleema Nasreen's cat... !!!

Continuing... increasingly, a lot of the kalyug ki naari are turning into pseudo-feminists... "Oh, you like to stay at home ? You must have no ambition...You deserve to die... !!! "

I know I deserve a glutton for punishment... but guess I will writing more on the topic... just to have a perspective and to know the other side... till my thoughts churn out!!!