Conversations....!!!

I found the below conversations really funny, i donno how many of you agree with me or find it funny.But the people who know the below mentioned "chapters" ( people) would get the fun and the pun.

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There was this very famous chapter in our room called "thavi" dhanu whose sole mode of survival was with his tongue ( No "pun" intended). By the way he was the sole entertainment quotient in the room. So the scene is 'Madurai' asks our 'Thavi' to get barotta from the road side shop. So here is the dialogue between Thavi and shop owner:

Thavi: Boss barotta irukka... :-)) !!! ( with his trademark smile)

Shop Owner: Illa sar, barotta mudinchu pochu...!!!

Thavi: appo oru mutta barotta parcel...!!!

Shop Owner: (Starts scratching his head with a wiered look) .... so do the rest of the people in the shop.....!!!

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Leka asks our "Daddy" character Prakash, to check the petrol in his bike by shaking it, so that you can make out by the sound of the petrol in the tank.

So Leka calls Sottai , shakes the bike and says:

Leka: dei sottaya sound varutha paaru....!!!

Sottayan goes near the bike places his ear near the petrol tank and BLOWS THE HORN.... and replies....!!!!

Sottayan: Mmmm.....vaeruthu...machieeeee......!!!!

You should have the seen the look on Leka's face..!!!

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There was this chapter in our college called 'nakki' , he was famous for the word games he used to play. That is, when ever you ask him a question, the Probaility of you getting an answer remotely related to your question, is YET TO BE DERIVED....!!!

So once we see our Nakki standing at Hope College bus stop, so Muthuraj tells us to, just watch nakki with the kind of answer he gives. So kedayan goes to Nakki and asks:

Kedayan: Dei nakki, saaptiyada.....!!!

Nakki: Dei sema vaeiyyil da, bus'e vara mattaenguthu..... :-)) !!!

Kedayan looks at us with the blurred look...!!!

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Recently I happened to go to Mysore with my friend Leka. Once we entered the Mysore Palace, I said to Leka " Machi, it would have been good if we get a tea now..."

and Leka's reply: Machie dont worry da, there is a tea shop inside the palace, next to the place where they have kept the Maharaja's sword...!!!

Me: Just started smiling, thinking about his crude sense of humour...gawd tea shop inside the palace building !!!

Then Leka did something unimaginable. He actually started searching for the tea shop inside the palace building and started cursing the palace authorities for not maintaining a tea shop inside.....!!!

PS: FYKI people, the tea shop here refers to the normal "tea kadai" , not anywhere near to coffee shops...!!!

This time I confirmed again , that Leka's blood group is "Tea +ve".