And the conversation goes like this..."You might be the king in your dreams...but I'll slap you back to reality baby"....

...agreed that it does make sense, but not without making my male ego cringe.... :-) !!!  Although I presume the statement was 'one-of-a-kind' fun remark and reflects the camaraderie we share... but it did make sense... and put me into deep thought !!! I need Namrata to keep me grounded, and bring me to reality... slapping me to reality was an overstatement... ;-) !!! Buhahahaaaa... PraveenSwamiji is smitten... definitely smitten by his wife... ;-) !!!

"Everybody listen samba pamba rumba thumba
Everybody membo chembo pembo calling a party
Everybody move it move it move it move it Now…
Everybody run-in cum-in it’s time to the party
Everybody listen samba pamba rumba thumba thumba
Everybody crew in shaking Moving becoming Naughty
Everybody gorin gorin gorin gorin goringo
Everybody time to move on life isn’t just a party!!!"

...Constantly running in my mind from morning... is it the common trend across !!! But then wat lyrics ya...seems like a composition of my good friend, famously known as "lyrics linga"... !!!

Talking of songs... has anybody considered doing the evil "plumba wumba" dance to your manager during appraisal... my wicked mind wants to... ;-) !!

phir dil ke dil se...pul kyu toote hain

kyun hum jeene se... itne roothe hain

Aa dil ke darwaaze hum khole...

Aa hum dono jee bhar ke ro le...

I have been thinking a lot... lately. And a lot at that...thinking of something that is beyond the comprehension of a Pulitzer or Nobel... !!! Over the time, I think I have started to judge people... Ask Namrata, and she would confirm by nodding her head from north pole to south pole. I have been constantly degenerating from comfortably numb to numb to sensitive to being ruthlessly insensitive to being intolerant to short tempered to sarcastic to narcissistic to unsocial to antisocial... more in the lines of decomposition of Carbon, but to say the least ...carbon atleast has allotropes.... (I know... mokkai joke.. !!!)

Hypothetically (ask me honestly... practically :-) !!!)... if you keep love out of the equation... why .. because some wise man has said "love is a mirage, as is weightloss"... so when you keep it out of the equation... you come to realize there’s no point spending too much time on your girlfriend because one day you will grow up and realize she’s too childish for you to be in a relationship with her... ;-) !!! That you also got flowers, cards, chocolates.and the "chui mui" teddy bear... would look plain silly... to say the least corny... !!!

I cringe... lose sense... feel like a species from the fifth dimension when I see over doting wifey's and hubbie's public display of affection. "You know there has never been a day, when I have had food before my Ji comes home... what ever time it takes I wait for my Ji" and the guys doting love towards the wife with the constant touchy feely affection... what's with this wu shu's finger hold all the time !!! Cant't especially tolerate the ones riding pillions on a scooty with their doting bichezzz banging the bike onto someones' car....!! My little presence of mind tells me you guys should be slapped right there, kicked in your balls, and pulled your mushes off... and everytime you pass by you should be greeted with lound chants of "mothafuckkrzzzz"   !!!

Okay.. wooozah...woozah....to top it all.... I am still trying to hold on tight to my sanity... so help me... help me help myself.... !!!

Enroute to understand, what makes people especially the ones from the "brighter" side post such photographs on the social networking space... is it their confidence on their looks, is it their knowledge in photography, is it their misconception about their personality, is it because of the ever ready junta who likes and comments about anything and everything they post, or do they have serious attitude problems (as someone truly said, biatch is not about gender, it is an attitude !!!), or are they poop heads, or is it the screw up fairy in disguise, or is it their i-can-carry-this shit attitude.... whatever it is, its high time it should be made legal to beat them to death....

Side look Singaris - what ever the occassion, where ever I am, who ever am with, I am the beauty who'll always put my side profile at display with a dastardly retardly head tilt with an i-am-the-tooth fairy bitch look ! (Oh.. you are the bitch.. not sure about the tooth fairy though)

Love 'bauds' - My babe-My baud-I-will-cling/kiss/hug-and-make-u-vomit cases. What is it with you people...on a better note why don't you make a porn video for discovery channel ! To top it all..."what's bothering you... you feeling jealous'aaa..." kinda look.. !!! Ommala...Saavukraaki !!!

Neo-Feminism !!!

I think feminism is no more about self sustainability or about 'give me the freedom' attitude... these days its more about 'support me in what I love to do...without being a botheration'.... !!!

Increasingly, a lot of women are metamorphosising/metamorphing/transforming... (daaaai peter.)....so much for  vocabulary.... you know... you should be well versed with the likes of  a certain Shoba De or a Advaitha Kala to be obsessed with perfection in vocabulary and to understand the growing sensibility of the new age women....!!!  The average modern age woman is expected to be atleast half sensible as Tasleema Nasreen's cat... !!!

Continuing... increasingly, a lot of the kalyug ki naari are turning into pseudo-feminists... "Oh, you like to stay at home ? You must have no ambition...You deserve to die... !!! "

I know I deserve a glutton for punishment... but guess I will writing more on the topic... just to have a perspective and to know the other side... till my thoughts churn out!!!

Eternal 'Curiosity' of a Spotless Mind... :-) !!!

Right now, there are two things my mastermind is curious about:

1. Christopher Nolan's 'freakinsh' mind. What kind of a bloody think tank is the guy, how can somebody create a script like 'Inception'.

2. How can someone write such perfect lyrics for a song... or a near perfect lyrics. What makes Madhan Karki think in these lines. Everytime I hear the song I am left in awe... for the sheer lyrics... !!! (Will soon "google" for the english translation)

Poojjiyam ondrodu poovasam indrodu

Vinmeengal vinnodu minnalgal kannodu

Google-kal kaanadha thedalgal ennodu

kalangal kanaa kadhal pen poove unnodu

Ennulle ennellam neethaney

Un neela kannoram minsaram parippen

En neela pallaley unnodi sirippen

En engine nenjodu un nenjai anaippen

Nee thoongum nerathil Naan ennai anaippen

Ennalum eppodhum un kayyil bommai aaven

Memory-il kumari-ai thani chirai pidithen

Shut down-ney seyyamal iravinil thudithen

Sensor ellam theya theya naalum unnai padithen

unnaley thaaney en vidhigalai maranthen

Echil illah enthan mutham sarchai indri kolvayaa?

Ratham illa kadhal endru othi poga solvayaa?

Uyiriyal mozhigalil enthiran thanadi

Ulaviyal mozhigalil indhiran naanadi

Saadhal illa saabam vaangi man mele vandhaney

Theimaaname illa kadhal kondu vandheney