Yamini !

I think it's the hormones these days... and I guess I have this thing for beautiful girls... holding their hands makes my day... ;-) !!!

Yamini... you are an absolute beauty and meeting you just made my day special ... God bless you :-) !!!

Grit !!!

"I don't stop when I'm tired, I stop when I'm done"... Your spirit amazes me Namru ! Be it the minutest nanogram of grit I have in me, must accept that I have learnt it from you . Today when you told me that in the next 7 years time, come what may you want to see yourself running a marathon... boy I did feel goosebumps because I know and I believe that one day, if not running along with you I am sure I would be cheering for you with the same pride, belief, and the goosebumps !!!

The Psycho bugger has definitely rubbed the spirit to lot of you people... ;-) !!! Keep up the spirit Namru !

Skadooosh !!!

                                 Inner peace... !!!


Be at peace with yourself and harness the flow of universe... Why be judgemental and tend humility... !!!

I am not the eternal "girl" basher...although the blog peripherally might make you think so ! Trust me I have this huge respect for women, and it keeps growing with the intelligence, sensibility, and the 'eyebrow' factor. You need to atleast know me for 2-3 hours to understand that I do have a sensitive, and sensible persona in me !

So coming back, it is not the women who bother/affect/arouse/impact/irritate me, but it is the "girl" inside the woman which freaks me out ! So what is with this emotional bleeding on social networking sites about fatherly, motherly, sisterly, brotherly, missing boyfriendly love all over the internet ? What keeps you in this always emotionally charged state, for one I know it is definitely not the age or is it ??, is it the hormones, is it your presumed state of mind or mindlessness, or is it your attempt at projecting yourself as I-am-the-cutie-pie, or is it about garnering that sympathy from that enlightened gang of mokka pasanga, or is it just plain wrong to expect that single iota of sensibility from you... !!! But what I do know for sure is, you are not designed this way.

Moving on:

A girl always seals her emotions...
Crushes her feelings... and has a smile on her face
no matter she's crying hard inside...

---- As if all the others hang out with "THISSSS ISSS SSPAARTAAAAA...." expression... !

For her father, from the day one..
she becomes the apple of his eyes…

---- Marramanda...appo pasanga mattum pine-apple'a... !

A girl can walk in style all day long without looking tired...

---- Translated I will wear heels till my toes bleed and my achilles tendon spikes out... I can even get my legs amputated to fit into my new Jimmy Choo's !!!

A girl will drop a lot of hints to tell you that she loves you...
But she won’t come say it directly...

---- Whose problem is it if you can't understand why is she asking about your non-existent love life, and the last bitch you dumped... !

When a guy says something really sentimental,
A girl will remember it forever...

----I would call it a perfect 'booby trap' (pun intended...)

A girl feels protected when she is dependent on you...

----Thats the most lousiest...you fucking retard.... get yourself admitted in an asylum of your choice... !

A girl likes to be called an “Angel” or “Princess” or “Baby” and she loves to sleep with her favourite Teddy Bear....

----One word.... 'Retard'... a teddy bear fucking Retard....!!!  

See it is the "girl" inside the women that's freakish... !!!

And the conversation goes like this..."You might be the king in your dreams...but I'll slap you back to reality baby"....

...agreed that it does make sense, but not without making my male ego cringe.... :-) !!!  Although I presume the statement was 'one-of-a-kind' fun remark and reflects the camaraderie we share... but it did make sense... and put me into deep thought !!! I need Namrata to keep me grounded, and bring me to reality... slapping me to reality was an overstatement... ;-) !!! Buhahahaaaa... PraveenSwamiji is smitten... definitely smitten by his wife... ;-) !!!

"Everybody listen samba pamba rumba thumba
Everybody membo chembo pembo calling a party
Everybody move it move it move it move it Now…
Everybody run-in cum-in it’s time to the party
Everybody listen samba pamba rumba thumba thumba
Everybody crew in shaking Moving becoming Naughty
Everybody gorin gorin gorin gorin goringo
Everybody time to move on life isn’t just a party!!!"

...Constantly running in my mind from morning... is it the common trend across !!! But then wat lyrics ya...seems like a composition of my good friend, famously known as "lyrics linga"... !!!

Talking of songs... has anybody considered doing the evil "plumba wumba" dance to your manager during appraisal... my wicked mind wants to... ;-) !!

phir dil ke dil se...pul kyu toote hain

kyun hum jeene se... itne roothe hain

Aa dil ke darwaaze hum khole...

Aa hum dono jee bhar ke ro le...

I have been thinking a lot... lately. And a lot at that...thinking of something that is beyond the comprehension of a Pulitzer or Nobel... !!! Over the time, I think I have started to judge people... Ask Namrata, and she would confirm by nodding her head from north pole to south pole. I have been constantly degenerating from comfortably numb to numb to sensitive to being ruthlessly insensitive to being intolerant to short tempered to sarcastic to narcissistic to unsocial to antisocial... more in the lines of decomposition of Carbon, but to say the least ...carbon atleast has allotropes.... (I know... mokkai joke.. !!!)

Hypothetically (ask me honestly... practically :-) !!!)... if you keep love out of the equation... why .. because some wise man has said "love is a mirage, as is weightloss"... so when you keep it out of the equation... you come to realize there’s no point spending too much time on your girlfriend because one day you will grow up and realize she’s too childish for you to be in a relationship with her... ;-) !!! That you also got flowers, cards, chocolates.and the "chui mui" teddy bear... would look plain silly... to say the least corny... !!!

I cringe... lose sense... feel like a species from the fifth dimension when I see over doting wifey's and hubbie's public display of affection. "You know there has never been a day, when I have had food before my Ji comes home... what ever time it takes I wait for my Ji" and the guys doting love towards the wife with the constant touchy feely affection... what's with this wu shu's finger hold all the time !!! Cant't especially tolerate the ones riding pillions on a scooty with their doting bichezzz banging the bike onto someones' car....!! My little presence of mind tells me you guys should be slapped right there, kicked in your balls, and pulled your mushes off... and everytime you pass by you should be greeted with lound chants of "mothafuckkrzzzz"   !!!

Okay.. wooozah...woozah....to top it all.... I am still trying to hold on tight to my sanity... so help me... help me help myself.... !!!

Enroute to understand, what makes people especially the ones from the "brighter" side post such photographs on the social networking space... is it their confidence on their looks, is it their knowledge in photography, is it their misconception about their personality, is it because of the ever ready junta who likes and comments about anything and everything they post, or do they have serious attitude problems (as someone truly said, biatch is not about gender, it is an attitude !!!), or are they poop heads, or is it the screw up fairy in disguise, or is it their i-can-carry-this shit attitude.... whatever it is, its high time it should be made legal to beat them to death....

Side look Singaris - what ever the occassion, where ever I am, who ever am with, I am the beauty who'll always put my side profile at display with a dastardly retardly head tilt with an i-am-the-tooth fairy bitch look ! (Oh.. you are the bitch.. not sure about the tooth fairy though)

Love 'bauds' - My babe-My baud-I-will-cling/kiss/hug-and-make-u-vomit cases. What is it with you people...on a better note why don't you make a porn video for discovery channel ! To top it all..."what's bothering you... you feeling jealous'aaa..." kinda look.. !!! Ommala...Saavukraaki !!!

Neo-Feminism !!!

I think feminism is no more about self sustainability or about 'give me the freedom' attitude... these days its more about 'support me in what I love to do...without being a botheration'.... !!!

Increasingly, a lot of women are metamorphosising/metamorphing/transforming... (daaaai peter.)....so much for  vocabulary.... you know... you should be well versed with the likes of  a certain Shoba De or a Advaitha Kala to be obsessed with perfection in vocabulary and to understand the growing sensibility of the new age women....!!!  The average modern age woman is expected to be atleast half sensible as Tasleema Nasreen's cat... !!!

Continuing... increasingly, a lot of the kalyug ki naari are turning into pseudo-feminists... "Oh, you like to stay at home ? You must have no ambition...You deserve to die... !!! "

I know I deserve a glutton for punishment... but guess I will writing more on the topic... just to have a perspective and to know the other side... till my thoughts churn out!!!

Eternal 'Curiosity' of a Spotless Mind... :-) !!!

Right now, there are two things my mastermind is curious about:

1. Christopher Nolan's 'freakinsh' mind. What kind of a bloody think tank is the guy, how can somebody create a script like 'Inception'.

2. How can someone write such perfect lyrics for a song... or a near perfect lyrics. What makes Madhan Karki think in these lines. Everytime I hear the song I am left in awe... for the sheer lyrics... !!! (Will soon "google" for the english translation)

Poojjiyam ondrodu poovasam indrodu

Vinmeengal vinnodu minnalgal kannodu

Google-kal kaanadha thedalgal ennodu

kalangal kanaa kadhal pen poove unnodu

Ennulle ennellam neethaney

Un neela kannoram minsaram parippen

En neela pallaley unnodi sirippen

En engine nenjodu un nenjai anaippen

Nee thoongum nerathil Naan ennai anaippen

Ennalum eppodhum un kayyil bommai aaven

Memory-il kumari-ai thani chirai pidithen

Shut down-ney seyyamal iravinil thudithen

Sensor ellam theya theya naalum unnai padithen

unnaley thaaney en vidhigalai maranthen

Echil illah enthan mutham sarchai indri kolvayaa?

Ratham illa kadhal endru othi poga solvayaa?

Uyiriyal mozhigalil enthiran thanadi

Ulaviyal mozhigalil indhiran naanadi

Saadhal illa saabam vaangi man mele vandhaney

Theimaaname illa kadhal kondu vandheney

Funny !

Don't ask me why I am writing this, or what made me remember the below mentioned conversation, Praveen Swamigal has his own ways of tingling with Nirvana.... :-) !!!

This happenned sometime in the late 1999... after umpteen attempts at coaxing, guiding, motivating, and encouranging me to continue with the college, I go back to my poor appa :

"I don't want to go to college"

"Not again..."

"I told you I don't want to do software engineering... I don't see myself as a software engineer... I see myself as a journalist.... a photo journalist at that...a job which involves passion... where you put your soul into it..."

"OK, quit it"

"WHAT?? You serious !!!"

"Yes, quit it. I will buy 2-3 buffaloes and a land in Tirunelveli for you."

Hmmm...Nalladhukku kaalam illa....buffaloes in return for passion... !!!

Paavam Praveen... !!!

Weightloss is a mystery... its..its more like a mirage... !!! But then I got the better out of it...  you see with the kind of brillianto ideas I come up with, sometimes it makes me standup in respect... for myself...!!!

Idea mani says: To kill your craving, write it down and stare at it for an hour  !

Beat This...

Place : Somewhere in a city that starts with "Mum" and ends with "Bai"
Gang Leader: Armed, Dangerous, and Highly Trained in Combat Techniques.Hence ID undisclosed.
Aam Admi : The Mango Man
SK1 : Sidekick 1
SK2 : Sidekick 2

SK1 : I hope this train reaches soon, its already late !

SK2 : Yeah, but are you sure this is the right train. I am not sure about the platform number or the train... :-( !!!

SK1: Heh...what difference does it make, we'll either ways have a jolly good oorsuthal of the place... :-) !!!

Gang Leader : Heh..silly fellows... lemme get this straight bichezz !!
I know how to get things done here....

(Leans out of the train footboard a la Rajnikant style...tunring towards Mango Man, who's merrily involved in his joblessness)

Oh Bhaiyya....arre oh bhaaai....yeh train kaunsi platform se jaayegi....!!!

(SK1 and SK2 look at each other...poor guys still trying to comprehend the question)

(Mango Man stoned and trying to believe the question, gives a composed answer....)

Mango Man: Mem..abh train isi platform mein khadi hai to yaheen se jaayegi na mem... !!!

Drop dead silence..SK1 and SK2 look at each other again...roll out through the next exit... !!

The rest of the journey continues with the Gang Leader pouring archanais to the Mango Man with the extended vocabulary for his inability to comprehend the intelligent question... !!!

Hah.. beat that bichezz.... !!!

Everytime we sit together to watch Airtel Super Singer, my amma chides me for not learning music in my younger days...!!! Infact, during those younger days I had considered starting a bakery of my own... and lead a purpose driven life (something which didn’t go well with my family).... yeah so somewhere in between... these days I am fascinated by the idea of me being praised by the likes of Chitra, Mano, Suchi, and Karthik... and my wife asking me to sing a song everytime she feels down.... ;-) !!!

I remember.....The last time I ran to register for a music class..... was in school... where apart from the various nymphets accompanying you in the music class... somebody had spread a rumour about free mutta (egg) puffs for snacks and free trips to a couple of national integration camps... (Me, I went because every cell in body breaths and bleeds music)... !!!

For no reason.. I was countinuously mumbling the song "zara zara touch me touch me touch me...zara zara hit me hit me hit me" while driving through ORR... and BAM....from out of nowhere this damn BMTC Volvo guy comes right next to my ORVM, honks right in my ears, and almost scrapes by my baby.... !!!

For a second I could feel my karma biting me in the ass... !!!

Washed my canvas off the dreams and joys... looks like there never were any colors before... :-)  !! This time I guess I'll paint it with my life... !!!

May be only man has evolved from monkey... and the mind is yet to ! The mind....its still a monkey... ;-) !!!

Today.... this li'l part of my life... is called happiness... !!! My heartbeat has paced down.... my soul is relaxed... I am at peace with myself !!!

I thank none other than God almighty for giving me this treasured timeless moment...!!!

Kuch is tarah teri palkein meri palkon se mila de
Aansoo tere saare meri palkon pe sajaa de...

Tu har ghadi har waqt mere saath raha hai
Haan yeh jism kabhi door kabhi paas raha hai
Jo bhi gham hain yeh tere unhein tu mera pataa de...

Kuch is tarah teri palkein meri palkon se mila de
Aansoo tere saare meri palkon pe sajaa de...

Mujhko toh tere chehre pe yeh ghum nahin jachta
Jaayiz nahin lagta mujhe ghum se tera rishta
Sun meri ghuzarish ise chehre se hataa de....

Kuch is tarah teri palkein meri palkon se mila de
Aansoo tere saare meri palkon pe sajaa de...