Was browsing through the net and happened to see this telugu version of the tamil movie 'rojakootam'...hah know what it is called in telugu, 'rojapoolu'..... !!! wow... thats wonderful..... I would say.....mmmmm...... okay cut it....!!!

You pervert minds...... how dare you...... :-)) !!! The name obviously means Rose, the flower....nothing else.... !!!

Read in the newspaper that they have found the 24th live bomb in surat, post the bangalore and ahemdabad blasts. It need not necessarily be a failure 24 times and the terrorists' motive could have been something else altogether.... may be just to scare the daylight out of us or whatever... !!!But IF it was actually a failure... amidst such hullaboo, did anybody give a thought about what would have been done or happened to the bomb maker whose li'l screw up really screwed up so much of their planning, training, investment and what not ... :-)) !!!

Happened to see this really hilarious video about Achmed the Dead Terrorist.... which triggered me to write the above... !!!

How far can this get ,everyday you come into your office and you find that "everyday" your chair is missing and instead it is replaced by a handicapped contraption where you don't know where to place your rear....!!! Try complaining to the "concerned person".....ok lets call it the CP and the reply you get is no where related to the question you asked..... and btw this CP is pretty famous for its talent to deviate the discussion towards most irrelevant and bullshit tangents.... Still I had the perseverance to complain it to the CP after umpteen number of mails being sent and the conversation is as below:

me: Hey listen, how many times should I complain that, please use some other chair for your official purposes and let mine alone.

CP: Hey, YO man..... tumhaari beevi kya jhakaas lagthi hai.... hhaaaiiyyyynnn... !!!

(And I am like, you think I would give a similar compliment to you, hah...kill me, even a blind man wouldn't do that....!!! Frankly yeah, the next time the CP comments about the dressing sense of people in the company, I'm gonna take a picture of her and show it to her... though its like provoking suicide...!!! hey...hey..hey... no "pun" intended guys...!!! )

Ok, so me with all the patience I can gather: Can you answer me, I am asking you a serious question. I need to finish my work and do you expect me to do that standing...!!! ( I ask the question with a smile on my face, but actually I have already started folding my sleeves... )

CP: Oh praveen...!!! hah hah hah.....oh no....... !!! Hey "Jr.CP ", did you hear that, pooher praveen....Oh my gaawwd....!!! ( with that franco-italian-latino-jhopad patti english which the CP proclaims to be it's American accent, i feel like wha....whaat the #%@$, did I say I am going through labour...then.... !!!)

Somebody give me a shot gun.....!!!