Wednesday, April 3, 2013

I am not the eternal "girl" basher...although the blog peripherally might make you think so ! Trust me I have this huge respect for women, and it keeps growing with the intelligence, sensibility, and the 'eyebrow' factor. You need to atleast know me for 2-3 hours to understand that I do have a sensitive, and sensible persona in me !

So coming back, it is not the women who bother/affect/arouse/impact/irritate me, but it is the "girl" inside the woman which freaks me out ! So what is with this emotional bleeding on social networking sites about fatherly, motherly, sisterly, brotherly, missing boyfriendly love all over the internet ? What keeps you in this always emotionally charged state, for one I know it is definitely not the age or is it ??, is it the hormones, is it your presumed state of mind or mindlessness, or is it your attempt at projecting yourself as I-am-the-cutie-pie, or is it about garnering that sympathy from that enlightened gang of mokka pasanga, or is it just plain wrong to expect that single iota of sensibility from you... !!! But what I do know for sure is, you are not designed this way.

Moving on:

A girl always seals her emotions...
Crushes her feelings... and has a smile on her face
no matter she's crying hard inside...

---- As if all the others hang out with "THISSSS ISSS SSPAARTAAAAA...." expression... !

For her father, from the day one..
she becomes the apple of his eyes…

---- Marramanda...appo pasanga mattum pine-apple'a... !

A girl can walk in style all day long without looking tired...

---- Translated I will wear heels till my toes bleed and my achilles tendon spikes out... I can even get my legs amputated to fit into my new Jimmy Choo's !!!

A girl will drop a lot of hints to tell you that she loves you...
But she won’t come say it directly...

---- Whose problem is it if you can't understand why is she asking about your non-existent love life, and the last bitch you dumped... !

When a guy says something really sentimental,
A girl will remember it forever...

----I would call it a perfect 'booby trap' (pun intended...)

A girl feels protected when she is dependent on you...

----Thats the most lousiest...you fucking retard.... get yourself admitted in an asylum of your choice... !

A girl likes to be called an “Angel” or “Princess” or “Baby” and she loves to sleep with her favourite Teddy Bear....

----One word.... 'Retard'... a teddy bear fucking Retard....!!!  

See it is the "girl" inside the women that's freakish... !!!

1 comment:

Prema said...

Maga a long comment but that doen't mean am jobless(some sant said this dialogue to me sometime ;)

This blog is totally hilarious..... cant stop laughing.... waise are u trying to pin point all this to one single soul on earth by any chance,... I have my doubts if its generalised!!

Referring to ur points I've somethings to say abt today's women/girls

1. A girl seals UR emotions,crushes UR feelings,and has a sadistic laugh on her face...No matter she is seeing YOU cry from inside/outside/wherever

2.For her father she is the apple of his eyes.. U guys are not jus pine apple but coconut..adichu odacha dhan benefitte varradhu

3. girl can walk in style and boys....suttu potta kooda style vara mattengudhu!

4. A girl will drop a lotta hints to tell u to Beware! par tum tho tum ho... samajh mey tho kuch aata nahi

5. When a guy says something sentimental, a girl will remember forever to quote it in the forthcoming jhagdas

6.A girl feels protected when she's dependent on u? where did u pick that from!??? SHe actually feels the comment u've written for this! retard! ;)