Beat This...

Place : Somewhere in a city that starts with "Mum" and ends with "Bai"
Gang Leader: Armed, Dangerous, and Highly Trained in Combat Techniques.Hence ID undisclosed.
Aam Admi : The Mango Man
SK1 : Sidekick 1
SK2 : Sidekick 2

SK1 : I hope this train reaches soon, its already late !

SK2 : Yeah, but are you sure this is the right train. I am not sure about the platform number or the train... :-( !!!

SK1: Heh...what difference does it make, we'll either ways have a jolly good oorsuthal of the place... :-) !!!

Gang Leader : Heh..silly fellows... lemme get this straight bichezz !!
I know how to get things done here....

(Leans out of the train footboard a la Rajnikant style...tunring towards Mango Man, who's merrily involved in his joblessness)

Oh Bhaiyya....arre oh bhaaai....yeh train kaunsi platform se jaayegi....!!!

(SK1 and SK2 look at each other...poor guys still trying to comprehend the question)

(Mango Man stoned and trying to believe the question, gives a composed answer....)

Mango Man: Mem..abh train isi platform mein khadi hai to yaheen se jaayegi na mem... !!!

Drop dead silence..SK1 and SK2 look at each other again...roll out through the next exit... !!

The rest of the journey continues with the Gang Leader pouring archanais to the Mango Man with the extended vocabulary for his inability to comprehend the intelligent question... !!!

Hah.. beat that bichezz.... !!!

Everytime we sit together to watch Airtel Super Singer, my amma chides me for not learning music in my younger days...!!! Infact, during those younger days I had considered starting a bakery of my own... and lead a purpose driven life (something which didn’t go well with my family).... yeah so somewhere in between... these days I am fascinated by the idea of me being praised by the likes of Chitra, Mano, Suchi, and Karthik... and my wife asking me to sing a song everytime she feels down.... ;-) !!!

I remember.....The last time I ran to register for a music class..... was in school... where apart from the various nymphets accompanying you in the music class... somebody had spread a rumour about free mutta (egg) puffs for snacks and free trips to a couple of national integration camps... (Me, I went because every cell in body breaths and bleeds music)... !!!

For no reason.. I was countinuously mumbling the song "zara zara touch me touch me touch me...zara zara hit me hit me hit me" while driving through ORR... and BAM....from out of nowhere this damn BMTC Volvo guy comes right next to my ORVM, honks right in my ears, and almost scrapes by my baby.... !!!

For a second I could feel my karma biting me in the ass... !!!

Washed my canvas off the dreams and joys... looks like there never were any colors before... :-)  !! This time I guess I'll paint it with my life... !!!

May be only man has evolved from monkey... and the mind is yet to ! The mind....its still a monkey... ;-) !!!

Today.... this li'l part of my life... is called happiness... !!! My heartbeat has paced down.... my soul is relaxed... I am at peace with myself !!!

I thank none other than God almighty for giving me this treasured timeless moment...!!!

Kuch is tarah teri palkein meri palkon se mila de
Aansoo tere saare meri palkon pe sajaa de...

Tu har ghadi har waqt mere saath raha hai
Haan yeh jism kabhi door kabhi paas raha hai
Jo bhi gham hain yeh tere unhein tu mera pataa de...

Kuch is tarah teri palkein meri palkon se mila de
Aansoo tere saare meri palkon pe sajaa de...

Mujhko toh tere chehre pe yeh ghum nahin jachta
Jaayiz nahin lagta mujhe ghum se tera rishta
Sun meri ghuzarish ise chehre se hataa de....

Kuch is tarah teri palkein meri palkon se mila de
Aansoo tere saare meri palkon pe sajaa de...