Friday, February 15, 2013

Beat This...

Place : Somewhere in a city that starts with "Mum" and ends with "Bai"
Gang Leader: Armed, Dangerous, and Highly Trained in Combat Techniques.Hence ID undisclosed.
Aam Admi : The Mango Man
SK1 : Sidekick 1
SK2 : Sidekick 2

SK1 : I hope this train reaches soon, its already late !

SK2 : Yeah, but are you sure this is the right train. I am not sure about the platform number or the train... :-( !!!

SK1: Heh...what difference does it make, we'll either ways have a jolly good oorsuthal of the place... :-) !!!

Gang Leader : Heh..silly fellows... lemme get this straight bichezz !!
I know how to get things done here....

(Leans out of the train footboard a la Rajnikant style...tunring towards Mango Man, who's merrily involved in his joblessness)

Oh Bhaiyya....arre oh bhaaai....yeh train kaunsi platform se jaayegi....!!!

(SK1 and SK2 look at each other...poor guys still trying to comprehend the question)

(Mango Man stoned and trying to believe the question, gives a composed answer....)

Mango Man: Mem..abh train isi platform mein khadi hai to yaheen se jaayegi na mem... !!!

Drop dead silence..SK1 and SK2 look at each other again...roll out through the next exit... !!

The rest of the journey continues with the Gang Leader pouring archanais to the Mango Man with the extended vocabulary for his inability to comprehend the intelligent question... !!!

Hah.. beat that bichezz.... !!!

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